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Silent Bob’s final words

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MONDAY WE LOOKED AT THE Kevin Smith/Southwest Air twitter/blog customer service interaction … along with hundreds of thousands of others. (story HERE)

whale2It was hard finishing the article because I was seeing the Twitter “Whale Fail” when checking for updates.

WHEN WE LAST LEFT SILENT BOB

It appeared he was agreeing to be a guest on the Larry King Show.

After posting the article I was able to access the second Southwest Air apology, written by Linda Rutherford, Vice President of Communications and Strategic Outreach. The former VP of Public Relations and Community Affairs, she was a reporter for the Dallas Times Herald newspaper. This is her post: My Conversation with Kevin Smith.

Later Monday night, it appeared that Smith was done. He did not get what he wanted – admission that he was NOT To Fat To Fly - but he got more than many who have received humiliating treatment by an air carrier.

Smith posted this blog entry Running out of gas on this subject.  It appeared to be his last word on the conflict.

TUESDAY NIGHT/WEDNESDAY MORNING PODCASTS

Twenty-four hours after that blog, Kevin Smith started posting short YouTube clips.

He also posted this tweet:

Wow. Natali – the girl on the plane (SModcast106), tracked me down. What she wrote meant the world to me. I’ll ask if she wants to share.

http://www.youtube.com/user/SModcaster

The first is a 3:17 minute clip explaining why he is posting these podcasts and mentioning that there are seven to ten media trucks outside his house. (HERE)

The first dozen clips cover the same information posted in the 1 hour 27 minute voice-only SMODcast 106 augmented by the conversation with Linda Rutherford.

Emphasized his humiliation at the incident. Complained about the inaccurate information from from the first Southwest Air apology. Written by Christi Day“Not So Silent Bob” becomes a “kick in the nuts” at paragraph three. Complains about disclosure of private travel information, that he occasionally purchases two tickets and points out that he never got the first phone call.

I *AM* TOO FAT TO FLY ON SOUTHWEST AIRLINES

The second half of the posts covers his point that he is too fat to fly in the narrow Southwest Airline seats:

He suggests that fellow travelers that weigh more than 200 pounds consider buying two seats for a Southwest Airline trip. More consistent than the current Southwest Air policy which appears to be inconsistently and poorly handled in some situations.

Here is the Q&A section discussing Customers of Size (HERE), Southwest says that “… less than half a percent” of their customers are affected. (That might have been true when the policy was adopted 29 years ago,)

He continues to point out that 2 out of 3 Americans are “Customers of Size” and interviews Natali, the girl who was told to buy two seats on his final flight home, on this SModcast (Thinicism)

You can access all 24 video clips HERE.

Mike “FossilMedic” Ward

PS: Kevin Smith picked up another million Twitter followers since Sunday, and there are almost 1,400 articles about the incident. It appears more than a thousand are reposts of other articles, about 300 are reposts with a personal opinion.

Silent Bob, Southwest Air and a “Safety Concern”

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A GUILTY PLEASURE THIS PRESIDENT’S DAY is following the evolving story of Kevin Smith’s ejection from a Saturday night Southwest Air flight from Oakland to Burbank.

SilentBobTO FAT TO FLY?

Kevin “Silent Bob” Smith purchased two round trip seats. Had tickets for the 7:30 pm return flight. Arriving hours earlier, Smith went standby for the 5:10 flight.

The 5:10 flight was almost full, Smith could only get one seat.

After stowing his carry-on and sitting down, he was told that the captain had a “safety concern” and Smith had to deplane.

While waiting for a later flight, Smith started posting Twitter messages. While not as popular as Sockington (the cat), Smith has 1.66 million followers. Southwest has 1.03 million.

Smith maintains that the armrests could go down and he could buckle his safety belt without an extension.

You can get the album version of Smith’s experience in an one hour and 27 minute “SModcast” posted last night. SModcast #106

Gawker posted one of 970+ articles about the incident (HERE). This conflict was covered on this morning’s National Public Radio, The Wall Street Journal, and was posted in Hungary’s #1 news site. After saying no, a representative from Good Morning America showed up at Smith’s house Sunday night.

SOUTHWEST RESPONSE

Southwest and Jet Blue are considered the most customer-oriented air carriers. The gal working the Southwest Twitter account quickly responded to the first flurry of tweets from Smith.

In later tweets Smith says that her response “… was buried in the wave of responses I got.” Gawker caught a screen shot of the responses:
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Southwest posted an apology and explaination yesterday. Gadling.com made a screen copy before the Southwest servers crashed Sunday night. (Apology Statement HERE)

Smith disputes some of the facts in the apology, that he “always” buys two seats and that he received a call from Customer Relations. Until two hours ago, 36 hours after the incident, Smith said that he has not received a phone call from Southwest.

LARRY KING TONIGHT?

About five hours ago @kingsthings reaches out to Smith “Lots of news about KevinSmith & Southwest, I would love to interview him about this tonight.”

Three hours ago “good news I’m in LA. too. No need to go to the airport. Would love for you to stop by tonight and we can talk.” Smith responds ‘kay Thanks

LINDA FROM SOUTHWEST

Within the hour of the last @kingsthings response, Smith tweets about a phone call he gets from Southwest. “If the call I just had was legit, a Linda from @SouthwestAir just apologized & said the pilot DID NOT single me out for Fatty-ejection. Waiting on a call back now.”

What would make things right for Smith is:

They could start by blogging the stuff Linda told me. I told her I would sign any document promising I’ll never sue @SouthwestAir – all they have to do is tell the truth.

I’ll go back to using @SouthwestAir if they just nut-up and admit a) they did, indeed, f-up and it got out of control, b) I (& y’all) were misled by the blog posting on @SouthwestAir: I was not, in fact, ejected because I couldn’t fit in my seat/was Too Fat To Fly. Just be honest.

Everyone’s so scared to admit to fault/f-up, for feat of getting sued. In front of all of y’all, I say this: I’ll never sue @SouthwestAir no matter WHAT facts may emerge. I don’t want any @SouthwestAir $$$, I want south western justice! You should get that, as you guys are Texans! .

Once these tweets were posted, there were media reports that Southwest made a second apology to Kevin Smith. Twitter has been over capacity for much of the time I have been writing this item.

EDITED TO ADD: Southwest’s Conversation with Kevin Smith

From My Conversation with Kevin Smith by Linda Rutherford:

Although I’m not here to debate the decision our Employees made, I can tell you that I for one have learned a lot today. The communication among our Employees was not as sharp as it should have been and, it’s apparent that Southwest could have handled this situation differently. Thanks, Kevin, for your passion around this topic. You were a reasonable guy during our conversation.

SO, LET’S CONSIDER THIS SCENARIO …

Instead of Southwest Air, it is your fire department. One of your crews is involved in a major citizen mess-up. Your department posts a response that is based on incomplete information from the crew.

A day later you get additional information that makes your first response appear mean-spirited and evasive. Admitting this situation will destroy a hard-fought reputation as being the municipal “good guys.” It will embarrass the elected officials and fire chief’s boss. This may result in additional budget cuts.

Would YOU accept Smith’s offer?

Mike “FossilMedic” Ward

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