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Morning Lineup – March 18

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Earlier this week, on Monday we carried a report (HERE) on two separate multi-vehicle pileups in Germany.  While looking over all the photographs that were available from those crash scenes, I noticed that in both instances the fire departments had set up tents like you usually see for firefighter decon. and triage shelters.  That seems like such a good idea to me.

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I was impressed that these two incidents were a couple of hundred miles apart, therefore it might be a wide-spread practice in the country.  At least in those departments that cover the freeways which are famous for their news-making wrecks.  The weather was definitely a factor in these incidents because you had literally hundreds of other motorists caught in the traffic backup for hours at a time, stranded in the middle of nowhere with very cold temperatures.   The Red Cross and the police saw to it that there were hot beverages and snacks available inside the shelters to provide relief for the stranded travelers.

While on the surface it looks like an excessive expense and effort to do that, I would argue that it is like preventive medicine in that they are preventing potential exposure emergencies, etc., from occurring and then complicating the ongoing emergency.  Off-hand, I don’t know of anybody in the U.S. who does this as a matter of routine.  This type of event is rare here and unlikely to involve the same fire/rescue deparments repeatedly.  But it is a good item to file away in your mind’s data-bank as something to consider when you have your own incident to handle.  First thing you do is review what units (usually haz-mat squads) carry triage shelters.  What do you think?  Do any of our readers already practice this added response to remote incidents?

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At our Lineup on February 21 (HERE) we mentioned the cellphone providers upcoming move  to their 4G networks, while most of us are still placing calls at 2G speeds.  There have been a couple of announcements this week that I wish to pass along, keeping in mind that I don’t have a firm grasp on this phone-tech stuff, I only repeat it.

The Wall Street Journal filed a report yesterday saying that Sprint will be the first network to offer a 4G phone and they will introduce it next week.  All of the major carriers are building out their networks now, but they have generally been operating on having them functional and commonly available early next year.  This surprise announcement may just force the others to accelerate their schedules.  I still don’t know what’s so important about having a phone that sends data 10X faster than it does now, but I suppose there are a few people who are really keen about downloading movies while they are stuck in an airport waiting lounge.

Seriously though, I think it has more to do with the phone companies being able to handle the increased traffic load that is building up on the current networks.  Much like a congested 4-lane highway being widened to 10 lanes suddenly and giving instant relief to the traffic problem.  Anyway, Digital Trends has a concise explanation of what’s going on and just what the devil 4G is (HERE), if you would like to learn more.

Morning Lineup – March 17

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march17 bIt was just last month, on February 20, that we were talking on the Morning Lineup (HERE) about how some jurisdictions are abusing their mutual aid agreements by shutting down fire companies and reducing manpower, then relying on the mutual aid departments to pick up the slack on fire calls.  One of the examples that we pointed out was the city of Milwaukee which is doing that very thing, bringing in neighboring departments to cover for the MFD’s failure to provide adequate resources of their own.

A more bizarre stunt came just a few days before that when the looney mayor of North Providence, Rhode Island, arbitrarily eliminated the position of Fire Chief.  He has delegated the shift battalian chiefs to run the department on a rotation based on their shift work, and if a major fire occurs the city will rely on a fire chief from another jurisdiction coming on over to run the show.  (see Firegeezer report HERE.)  We predicted on the 20th, “…it shows how far some desparate politicians are willing to go in order to avoid taking proper fiscal responsibility for their own municipalities.  This is just the sort of thing that can destroy the entire mutual aid concept, setting fire and rescue service back 50 years.”

Well, it took less than a month for our prediction to come true.  On Monday, March 15, the Daytona Beach, Florida, Fire Chief Gary Hughes said that he is no longer going to send city fire units into Volusia County to respond to fires.  Daytona Beach and Volusia County have/had a “nearest unit” mutual aid pact, but the city is accusing the county of doing just what we said before, closing stations and reducing the manpower on units below the recommended safe minimum.  The Daytona Beach News-Journal reported yesterday:

County officials have “taken their responses dangerously backwards,” the chief said.

Hughes said Daytona Beach firefighters are at risk when they don’t have enough help on a scene outside city limits, and Daytona Beach residents are in jeopardy when their firefighters are tied up on a call outside the city.

In a Feb. 23 letter to the county, Hughes said he’ll send his units “only after all available county resources have been exhausted and only if we have the resources to send.” He added in the letter that “… we will not commit resources to any incident if there are not sufficient personnel on scene to allow for firefighter safety and especially if there is not a formal command structure in place.”

It is obvious that the city is fed up with the growing burden on them to cover for the county’s lack of providing the basic fire protection themselves and shifting the expense to the city’s good will.  Read the full article HERE to get the complete story and the county’s response.

WOFL-TV Ch. 35 Orlando interviewed Chief Hughes and filed this video report:

I will reiterate that this is not typical because most municipalities have been judicious and methodical in their compensating for the economic downturn.  But there are some places like North Providence, Milwaukee, and Volusia County who think nothing of  using their neighbors as stooges to make up for their own failings.  Watch out for something like this happening around you and let us know if you see any other municipalities trying this stunt.

We’d better handle our own responsibility here and get this equipment checked out.  I’m going to get the coffee started (and it won’t come out green).

 

Morning Lineup – March 16

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Longtime readers might recall a story that we posted in September 2008 about a photo promotion staged by Guinness Book of Records that month.  It was a publicity event held in London to promote the upcoming release of the 2009 edition of their popular tome.  The feature of the event was the appearance of the World’s Smallest Man alongside the woman who has the World’s Longest Legs.  I’m sure you’ll remember the story as soon as you view this photograph from the event:

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Firegeezer wrote at the time:

THE 2009 EDITION OF THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS is scheduled to be released soon.  As a means to promote the release, the publishers held a publicity stunt in London’s Trafalgar Square Tuesday where they displayed the world’s smallest man, He Pingping from Outer Mongolia, along with a Russian woman who holds the record for having the longest legs of any other woman in the world.

He Pingping stands 2 ft.-5 inches tall, just barely half the length of Svetlana Pankratova’s legs which have been measured at 4 ft.-4 inches in length.

Back home, Pingping operates a restaurant with his sister and Pankratova, well ….. the 6′-4″ lady stands around a lot.

This video report from AP was included in the story:

This morning we are passing along to you the sad news that He Pingping died Saturday in Rome after a 2-week hospitalization.  He was only 21 years old, but had suffered from heart complications and having been born with a rare ailment, primordial dwarfism that caused his diminutive stature.  BBC News reports:

Pingping was in the Italian capital to take part in the filming of a television programme called The Record Show.  According to the TV production company Europroduzione, he had already filmed two episodes of the programme when he complained of feeling unwell.”He started to feel slightly ill and we decided to take him to hospital. He entered hospital two weeks ago and had all kinds of tests, being a very special person he had to go though all sorts of tests. He went into intensive care three days after he was admitted,” said Marco Fernandez de Araoz, communications director for Europroduzione.

Craig Glenday, Guinness World Records editor-in-chief and the man who measured Pingping in Inner Mongolia to confirm his status as the world’s smallest man, issued this statement:

 ”From the moment I laid on eyes on him I knew he was someone special – he had such a cheeky smile and mischievous personality, you couldn’t help but be charmed by him.  He brightened up the lives of everyone he met, and was an inspiration to anyone considered different or unusual.”

In closing, we’ll add this brief video clip from the London appearance where the videographer caught He Pingping violating Rule #1:  “Don’t look up”

Ok, look back down here now and let’s get this equipment checked out.  I’m going to get some more coffee started (it doesn’t really stunt your growth).

Morning Lineup – March 15

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You may have already heard that the popular movie and tv actor Peter Graves passed away yesterday at age 83.  He had been out to have a brunch with his family to celebrate his upcoming 84th birthday, but when he arrived back home he collapsed on the driveway before he could reach his house. 

He was born Peter Aurness in Minneapolis and got into the entertainment business early at age 16.  After serving in the Air Force, he followed his older brother James Arness (who had refined the spelling of their last name) to Hollywood and began appearing in various movie roles.  By then James was already a major star in the hit tv series Gunsmoke.

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Graves’ big break that took him to stardom was when he became the lead in the tv hit Mission:  Impossible, a six-year run that began in 1967.  After that, he was probably better known as Jim Phelps, the lead character in the popular series.  If you’d like to read more about his life, there is a good obituary posted today  HERE.

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I have to serve up some congratulations to brave souls who entered this week’s Caption Contest that we posted on Friday (HERE).  I knew from the start that this week’s photo would be a real challenge to the imaginations of the contestants, but many of you came through with some good captions.  If you’re new to the contest and would like to practice for this week’s upcoming CC, go to the right sidebar in the Categories section and click on “caption contest.”

And a thanks to all of you who helped answer the question about the rope on the hose cart.  They started arriving within minutes after the article was posted (HERE) and everyone seems to agree on its purpose.

Now let’s agree to getting this equipment checked out.  I need to get some more coffee started.  See you back in the day room.

Morning Lineup – March 14

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Edina – 4 ,  Minnetonka -2

That will be the front page headline of the Sunday newspapers in Minnesota this morning.  Outside the Gopher state, it doesn’t mean a whole lot because the rest of the world can’t appreciate the impact that high school hockey has on the state.  In the U. S. there is no other amateur or junior hockey league that has the popularity of the Minnesota State High School League.  More than 150 high schools around the state have varsity boys’ hockey teams, many of them from small towns where their teams are on a par with those from the bigger cities.

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The annual high school championship tournament is followed closely by the entire populace and every game is televised state-wide and now on an internet live-stream as well.  For the fans whose local teams didn’t make it to the final rounds, they are generally divided into two groups of cheering squads, the Twin Cities fans versus the Iron Range  rooters.  The regional rivalries add to the excitement and the tourney games are fully sold out at the two arenas in St. Paul where there are games being played from the morning through late night during the 4-day elimination playoffs.

One of the fans’ favorites each year is the team from Roseau, a tiny town of less than 3,000 way up near the Canadian border that somehow manages to put one of the best teams on the ice every year.  They have won the state tournament more times than any other school, most recently in 2007.  This year they finished in 4th place.  Edina, one of the “Twin Cities” area teams, is a current powerhouse whose win last night gives them a total of 7 championships all-time and ties them with Roseau for the most titles.  They are hockey-crazy in Minnesota.

And we’d better get this equipment checked out now.  I need to get some more coffee started.  The Sunday breakfast will be ready in about a half-hour.

This week’s Sunday photo art comes from Death Valley

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The Devil’s Cornfield

Morning Lineup – March 13

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“Spring Forward, Fall Back.”  The handy mnemonic that we use to remember which way to turn the clocks when this irritating Daylight Savings Time scheme starts and stops.  Here in most of North America it begins early tomorrow morning and this is the one where we “lose” an hour’s sleep.  It’s always fun to see who shows up for work late because there is always somebody who forgets.

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I’m always envious of those wise folks in Arizona and Hawai’i who never bought into the idea that it’s great to have it still sunny and 85 degrees at 9:00 pm.  Up until just a few years ago, half of Indiana – the half in the Eastern time zone – stayed on Standard time, but they caved.

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The National Hockey League regular season is coming around the 4th turn (if you’ll excuse the metaphor) and for some teams these are intense times as they try to solidify their standings to remain in the playoffs, or for some move up enough to make the playoffs.  Only the top eight teams in each Conference will move into the extended season.  As you can see in the Eastern Conf. there are still six teams  jockeying for the final three slots.  But in reality it’s pretty bleak for Atlanta, having lost their last five games.  That’s a potential ten points that they could sure use now.  I don’t think they have a practical chance of making it.  The real scrap will be between Boston and the NY Rangers for the final playoff slot.  There are approx. 15 games remaining for each team’s season.

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In the Western Conf. there are only three teams battling for the 7th and 8th slots, but there is some good competition farther up the ladder as the better teams are competing for home-ice advantage in the playoff rounds.  The top four teams will have home advantage over #’s 5 to 8 through the playoffs and you can see that there’s 5-way race for the #4 position.

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Standings charts from NHL.com

Now take a look at both conferences and you will see that Washington is #1 in the East and Chicago is #2 in the West.  If both teams are successful through the first three playoff rounds, they would meet in the Stanley Cup finals.  They will be playing each other tomorrow on a nationally-televised game that will certainly be entertaining.  This is their only  regular season contest, so they will be testing each other.  The game starts at 11:30 am Central (daylight) time and will be shown on the NBC network.  That’s a shame because NBC does the world’s worst job of televising hockey games (and auto races), but you take what you can get.

Both teams are very good and it will be a competitive matchup worth watching.  I’m predicting that Chicago wins this one because they are playing  very good right now and Washington has been a bit sloppy since the Olympic break was over.

Now our sports break is over and we need to get this equipment checked out.   I’ll get the coffee started, then we’ll meet later in the day room.

Morning Lineup – March 12

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Back on November 20’s Morning Lineup (HERE) I wrote four paragraphs about my disagreement with those few emergency dispatch agencies who seem to be anxious to release 9-1-1 recordings for the public’s entertainment.  I wrote, in part:  Yesterday, once again, there was a public release of a 9-1-1 tape recording and this one is really pressing the limits, I think.  It includes the screaming death throes of a woman who is burning.  Several of you agreed with me that indiscriminate release of the phone calls for obviously prurient reasons is more than just distasteful.

It appears that I am not the only one who is disturbed by this practice.  The Florida state legislature is considering a bill that would restrict the release of 911 recordings except under a court order showing “good cause.”  The bill is in the House where it was originated and is being promoted as a victim’s rights measure designed to protect the privacy of 911 callers.  It as generated a vigorous debate between those who believe that the recordings are the same as any public document and should be immediately available to anybody who wants to listen to them, and the opposite faction that believes there should be a mechanism to take out the sensationalism that is sometimes used as a reason for publishing the tapes.

The House committe chairman that is overseeing the bill said, “The real point here is this bill gets to the core of sensationalism. This preserves the right to know while [eliminating] the profiteering off the sensationalism of others.”  On the other hand, the spokesman for the Florida ACLU claims, “It places an unnecessary barrier to the constitutionally-protected right to access public records.”

On Wednesday the bill passed out of the committe by an 8-5 vote.  Florida’s governor has stated that he is opposed to the legislation.

Florida is not the only state considering this type of legislation.  Alabama, Ohio, and Wisconsin are also working on similar bills while Rhode Island, Maine, and Pennsylvania have already placed some restrictions on access to the recordings.

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There are just two days left to VOTE HERE for the Wildland Firefighters Foundation entry in Toyota’s contest for best race car paint design.  We first alerted you to this contest and how you can help this fine charitable organization almost two weeks ago HERE.  Since you can vote once a day for as many days as there are remaining, you have three more opportunities to help out.

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Their vote totals are really getting up there and the WFF tells us that they have an excellent shot at finishing in the top-ten which will move them up into the Finals.  So take a moment, please, and give them a click.

Now we will take several moments and get this equipment checked out.  I need to take a moment and make some more coffee, too.  See you back in the day room.

Morning Lineup – March 11

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Have you heard of VUDU before?  It’s a video download/streaming service that primarily offers movies to download to your television set.  I had never heard of them (or if I had, I’ve forgotten) until last week when they hit the news.  According to their WEBSITE (HERE) they have literally thousands of  movie titles available and they are offered the same day that the DVD of the flick is released.  There is no monthly subscription or contract required, you only pay for what you watch when you order it.  And they say that they already have 2,000 HD titles in their library along with the tens of thousands of standard def. titles.

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How do you download them?  It arrives over your internet connection (you are required to have a broadband connection) and arrives in a receiver that looks like a cable-tv box.  You do have a 1-time charge of about $140 to purchase the box, but it stores all the movies that you have downloaded so that you can view them repeatedly if you choose to.  LG Electronics and Mitsubishi are building tv sets now that have the VUDU mechanics already installed.  They make their money by selling the movies, either as a download file to keep, or as a live-streaming video-on-demand service.  To sum it up, it’s “Bye-bye, Blockbuster” and “Nice knowin’ ya’ Netflix.”

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Why was VUDU in the news last week, you ask?  It’s because Walmart dropped a bombshell on the movie-rental industry by announcing that they have purchased VUDU for an undisclosed sum with the deal expected to be closed in the upcoming weeks.  While there are several streaming and download services already, the clout that Walmart has in the retail industry already will propel VUDU onto to the top of the heap.  Just as a for-instance,  Walmart sells such a large percentage of television sets now that they can potentially “encourage” more manufacturers to include the VUDU system in their new receivers.

This will also have an impact on the cable-tv operators because now there will be no need for a customer to pay a monthly surcharge for movie channels such as Starz and HBO.  We’re talking big  bucks here.  There is a lot of news, information and speculation out there on this sea change in digital entertainment delivery, so if you are interested in reading more about it, go to your preferred search engine and enter:  Walmart Vudu and you will get plenty of sites to check out.  If anybody has already used VUDU, post a Comment and let us know what you think about it, or how it works.

First though, we have to check out this equipment and get ready for the day.  I’ll go get a pot of coffee started then we’ll meet back in the day room in a little while.

Morning Lineup – March 10

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When I was in my formative years as a new firefighter, one of the lessons that was emphasized over and over again was that you never, ever leaned against or blindly grabbed ahold of an aerial truck if the stick was out of the bed.  The reason for that is obvious and even a smidgeon of common sense tells you that.  But the point was repeated often and drummed into you so that you behaved automatically without having to stop and remind yourself at the time.  When you’re not allowed a second chance at something, you definitely learn how to avoid instant death or disability.

I am wondering if such basic training is still practiced in some places.  In the past week I have read about three instances where firefighters were either injured or endangered when an aerial device touched some overhead electric wires and I was puzzled as to why that would happen.  I realize that every year additional skills need to be learned, and the complexity of modern times is always expanding the field of knowledge that FF’s need to absorb in order to do their jobs properly.  But somewhere along the way, something has gone missing in basic survival training.

It’s hard to believe that fire schools have stopped teaching these critical points, but maybe some of them have.  Why?  It is also very likely that while the schools do cover these survival tips, they are not following up to see if the students have actually learned these facts.  Some people think that being told something – simply hearing it once – is the same as learning it, but we know that is not the case.  There are a lot of younger people these days who have been passed along through elementary and high school without being taught how to learn and never being required to learn what has been presented.  When they mature and attend fire academies they are sometimes not prepared to learn the vital basics that they need to not only stay alive, but also not endanger others.

Fire instructors need to keep this in mind now more than ever.  We are throwing a lot of critcal information out to recruits and others where some of them are unprepared to properly absorb and remember these things.  Many of us can do our part starting today by having a 5-minute drill in the day room emphasizing the need to always avoid leaning against an aerial truck that is in service.  Say it again and again, then have everybody “repeat after me….”

Ok, let’s get the equipment checked out now.  I’m going to start another pot of coffee, then we’ll meet back in the day room.

Morning Lineup – March 9

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In October 1973 a fire began during the day in the northern Boston suburb of Chelsea, Massachusetts.  It broke out in a decrepit area of the central part of the city that was mostly vacant industrial buildings, many of them stuffed with abandoned stock and materials that had been left there 25 years before.  The mid-afternoon blaze ripped through the heart of the city and became known as the 1973 Chelsea Conflagration.

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The fire roared through the old 2- and 3-story wood-framed buildings chasing everybody from its path.  The Chelsea FD was overtaxed from the beginning and mutual aid calls were sent immediately.  Within hours there were more than 2,000 firefighters and units from 67 fire departments fighting to save the entire city that was literally threatened with extinction.

When the fire was finally completely extinguished one week later, more than 300 buildings and a swath of Chelsea’s commercial district covering an area ½-mile wide and 1-½ miles long was oblierated.

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The next year I attended one of those seminars where fire officers from around the country give lectures on various firefighting topics, and the Chelsea Fire Chief Herbert Fothergill presented a gripping first-hand account, with movies and news reels, of that disastrous and exhausting week.  The entire audience was spellbound because we were hearing and seeing things that we never knew about.  But the main thing that made such an impression on me that I never forgot it, was Chief Fothergill’s explanation of the true reason that the area was lost and was never publicly admitted by the city officials.

The water mains throughout the entire city center were more than 100 years old and had never been cleaned out or replaced.  What were 6-inch mains had so much buildup on the interior linings that they were effectively 1-inch to 3-inch pipes.  There was literally no fire flow available for a major burn.  The chief had been lobbying for years and years to have the mains replaced, but the city government was so corrupt that money was never spent on things that could not be seen, only on visible projects that would enhance the politicians’ chances to be re-elected.

I bring this up this morning because Chelsea was immediately brought to mind when I saw the summary report on the Boston FD ladder truck crash last year that killed Fire Lieutenant Kevin Kelley and destroyed the truck.  An Internal Board of Inquiry released its report on the accident yesterday and its conclusions sound so familiar to anybody who has to work or live in a city run by machine politics.  While it isn’t said so publicly, it certainly appears that the practice of avoiding expenditures on “things that aren’t visible” is rolling right along.  The summary of 15 causal findings disclosed in the Board of Inquiry’s final report include:

  • Lack of adequate funding for preventive maintenance.
  • No employee assigned the specific responsibility of overseeing a preventive maintenance program.
  • Insufficient manpower in the Maintenance Division. 
  • No certified mechanics to perform major repairs.
  • Installation of improper parts by outside vendors dating back to January 15, 1999.

It goes further.  You can read the entire summary HERE.  But you can see how this relates to a long-standing practice of under-funding the hidden needs of the city.  The entire 127-page report can be downloaded HERE in .pdf file, but be aware that it’s about 140 Mg’s, so be ready for that. 

WFXT-TV Ch. 25 talks a little more about the report:

While the reports that have been issued on this accident rightly point out these failures of the administration and the budget planners, what they don’t say is that this could very well be the result of ignoring vital expenditures because it is so easy to line out budget items that the pubic doesn’t know about and never misses…..until it all comes back to hit you hard.

I don’t know what the answer is, politicians being what they are.  But somewhere, sometime, the citizens will have to wake up and demand more responsible actions of their local governments.

Now we have to assert our own responsibility and get this equipment checked out (properly).  I’ll get the coffee started.

Morning Lineup – March 8

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It’s going to be a busy morning at Firegeezer HQ, a lot of little items got backed up over the weekend and we’ll be trying to get them posted in between the news items today.  For starters, perhaps some of you might have become interested in the on-again, off-again tv series Trauma that NBC network started showing back in September.  The premise of the series is based on a rather implausable group of San Francisco paramedics and their wandering ambulance, but it evolved into a soap-opera story line that a lot of people liked.

When the series started, the plan was to show 13 episodes, but a month later the network canceled the series after 4 or 5 episodes.  Then in November, following some complaints from viewers, they changed their mind and  re-started the series along with the announcement that they contracted for an additonal 3 episodes for a total of 16 to be shown.  In January they suddenly found an extra hour to fill every night because of the Jay Leno fiasco, so they ordered four more Trauma episodes bringing the new season’s total up to 20 episodes.

The series resumes tonight on NBC at 9 pm Eastern and they will be showing all new episodes until the season finale on May 10.  Unless they change their muddled minds again.

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Several of the bloggers who made it to the EMS Today Expo the other day have posted photos and comments about their experiences there, but if you just want to check one of them, I’d recommend that you go The Fire Critic’s website HERE.  Rhett has a good, comprehensive roundup on who was there along with a lot of links and photos from the weekend.  So click the link and check out his report.  He even has a couple of pictures of me on there, but it’s still worth reading anyway.

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What better way to start off a Monday than with a report on….coffee!  One of our blogging colleagues, Joe Schmoe (probably not his real name) published the Report on Conditions website (linked on our blogroll) and he’s got a story today on how to improve your coffee experience by roasting and grinding your own coffee beans.  It must really be delicious coffee to be worth the effort of going through all that.  He has step-by-step photo series explaining how to do it the right way, including some shots of the guys at the station down on their knees coaxing the roaster along.  They’re doing it outside so that they don’t set off the smoke detector.

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I’ve seen those $8-lb. beans in the store, but just maybe they’re worth it.  CLICK HERE to read the story and see what you think about it.

Meanwhile, we’d better get this equipment checked out now while I so start some of that ol’ store-bought coffee.  See you back in the day room in a little while.

Morning Lineup – March 7

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Back home at the keyboard today after yesterday’s journey to the EMS Today Expo in Baltimore.  FossilMedic was there for all three days and carried the banner well for us while he was introducing a lot of people to his new progam under development at the university.  He will no doubt be writing more about that in the next couple of months here.

I was pleased to finally get to meet some of the FireEMS Blogs publishers face-to-face.  Some of them I’ve been emailing and phoning for a couple of years, but we never before were in the same place at the same time.  We’re scattered all over the country but with the miracle of modern communications we have been friends for quite a while.

Speaking of the digital miracles, this photo was already posted online before I even got home by Twitter friend Squirrel325:

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left to right:  Bill Schumm – Firegeezer, Mike Ward – FossilMedic,
Rhett Fleitz – Fire Critic,  John Mitchell – Fire Daily.

Rhett and John have recently joined in a venture into PodCasting/NetCasting and they’ve got three episodes “in the can” already as they are fine-tuning their live netcasts that feature a live chat room that shows up on your monitor where you can join in on the discussion.  Past episodes are archived, so you can catch them later if you need to miss the live netcast.  I’ll be posting a complete explanation to this venture in the days ahead, but you can take a peek now and check out some back  podcasts at the website for the Firefighter Netcast HERE.

FossilMedic and I will be posting some more tidbits from the Expo over the next couple of days.  But for now, we need to get the equipment checked out.  I’ll go start some more coffee and see how the Sunday breakfast is coming along.

Morning Lineup – March 6

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Posting will be a little light today, but will resume  this evening.  I’m heading out shortly to travel up to Baltimore where the JEMS EMS Today Conference and Expo is wrapping up its 5-day stand.  FossilMedic Mike Ward has been there most of the time and will be able update us on some of the key moments.

I will be primarily at the JEMS booth where I hope to meet many of our loyal readers and a few FireEMS Blogs colleagues that I haven’t met previously.  It’ll be fun and I’m looking forward to it (except for the unpalatable sandwiches that they sell there).

So after a couple of quick late-news postings here, I’ll be on my way.

First we have to get the equipment checked out and I need to fix some more coffee.  See you in the day room after I get back.

Morning Lineup – March 5

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Those of you who are geared toward the paramedic path of the emergency responder vocation are aware of the EMS Today Conference and Expo that is going on in Baltimore this week.  This 5-day training and conference session has brought several thousand EMS responders together for some great lectures and educational programs.

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FossilMedic is attending the full conference representing both Firegeezer and his university which is co-sponsoring the program.  There are two events that I want to direct you to this weekend.  First of all is the Exhibition hall where hundreds of EMS suppliers, dealers and equipment manufacturers are set up and are waiting to meet you.  The exhibit hours are 10 am to 4 pm today, and from 9:30 am to 1:30 pm tomorrow, Saturday.  I will be there on Saturday along with many of the other FireEMS Bloggers who are part of the Firefighter Nation / JEMS family.  If you are attending the exhibit hall, stop by the JEMS main booth and Mike and I will be checking in there, too.

The other event going on at the conference that we want to tell you about is tonight’s gathering at the UNO Chicago Grill a couple of blocks away at the Harborplace.  This is an open party that begins at 8 pm put on by JEMS, FireEMSBlogs.com, and George Washington University Emergency Health Services Program.  FossilMedic posted the details last week HERE, so click on that link to find out the when-and-where of tonight’s party.  And I hope to see some of you tomorrow morning.  I’m sure some people will be driving in for the Saturday Expo, so let’s get together.

And this morning, let’s get together and get this equipment checked out.  I need to get some more coffee going.   See you back in the day room.

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Morning Lineup – March 4

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Dave Statter over at STATter911 has one of the niftiest gadgets going over at his website.  Near the top of the right sidebar is a video box that has a set of three video thumbnails just below the player.  One of his colleagues at WUSA-TV Ch. 9, Emily Cyr is constantly on the watch for fire/EMS-related news videos that come across the newswire and if they fit the blogsite profile, they are entered into the video loop that runs in that player.  At any given moment there are 30 videos loaded and you can preview them by just clicking on the  >  button to skim the thumbnails.  Almost every day new videos are added, and therefore older ones are removed, and you have a constantly-changing selection to choose from.

Since I don’t have the luxury of a staff of hundreds (Ok, dozens) to do this kind of stuff, I can only sit in envy while I skim through the daily video library selections.  It’s a great way to cover some current happenings – right after you get your Firegeezer fix for the day – and I hope you check it out, if you haven’t already.

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Shame on me…I meant to point out that yesterday was just two weeks ahead of St. Patrick’s Day.  That means the many fire department pipe and drum bands are getting ready for this year’s parades that take place during the middle of the month.  And it kicks off the marching season for most of them after the winter layoff.  So get ready for some good outdoor entertainment in the next couple of weeks.

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It was just a little over two years ago in January 2008 that we first told you (HERE) about an unusual house for sale in San Francisco.  Back in 1974 a pair of artists, Robert and Marilyn Katzman bought a decommissioned firehouse (Engine 33) from the city and converted it into a home.  The all-redwood constructed building still had the pole and some other amenities in it, so they kept the FD theme in their remodeling.  A few years later they bought a 1955  Mack pumper, converted the hose bed into a 15-seat passenger area and began running a history-tour guide service.

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Our article was prompted by the Katzman’s decision to put the firehouse, pumper, and tour business up for sale as a package offering for $3.3 million.  They made this promotional video for the sale that gives a nice tour of the firehouse:

We bring this up today because we have learned that the Katzmans, who are anxious to retire and start taking it easy, have just reduced the price of their unique home by a whopping 70%.  But they have separated the real estate from the tour business and are now offering the old engine house alone for $975,000.  Don’t quote me, but I am guessing that includes the fire memorabilia collection as well.

The tour business is being offered separately for $249,000.

Before you start calling your financial manager to see if you can swing the deal, let’s get this equipment checked out.  I need to get some more coffee started.  See you back in the day room.

Morning Lineup – March 3

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Yesterday’s story (HERE) about the UK firefighter being arrested for manslaughter because the fire engine’s lights and siren may have caused a herd of cattle to stampede, brought a large number of readers after it spread over the world-wide-web.  We have an update for you today, and it just makes the prosecution’s actions even more “curiouser and curiouser” as our pal Alice used to day.

After we posted the article and linked to the story in the Daily Mail, the newspaper posted an updated version that had 4 new sentences inserted that weren’t there earlier.  They read:  ….as he and Richard moved the cows 100 yards along a country road a fire engine on its way to a 999 call approached from the opposite direction.    Richard, who was at the head of the herd, says the driver of the fire engine turned off the siren and lights as he approached.  However, after speaking to Richard he allegedly turned the siren and lights back on in an attempt to force his way through the cattle.  Harold, who was at the rear of the herd, had dismounted to try and calm the animals but he was trampled when they stampeded.

There’s no doubt that this makes it look even worse for the driver and officer of the fire engine, especially the officer.  But I’m wondering if that’s what it is designed to do?  Let’s look at a couple of things, first I would like to know why these four sentences were missing from the earlier edition.  Is the newspaper trying to stay on the police department’s good side by selectively releasing information?  Or more likely, is the prosecutor’s office only releasing some of the evidence?  Are they trying to subtly influence the jury pool?  By now, you have probably noticed that we have not been told any part of the firefighter’s side of the story.  Nothing.  We don’t even know which member of the fire brigade is being charged, let alone his version of the events.  Remember, this is six months later. 

The Devon and Somerset Fire Department has refused to comment, but somebody’s talking out there.  I am not so much concerned about the level of guilt in this case as I am about the motives of the prosecutors and police.  This growing practice of placing criminal charges against firefighters who are performing under emergency conditions is not good.

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The National Hockey League has resumed play following the 2-½ week furlough for the Olympics.  This is where the intensity of the games picks up with only 18 to 20 games remaining for each team to play.  Adding to the drama is today’s 3 pm Eastern trade deadline.  No more player trades for the rest of the season.  This usually leads to teams that have no hope to make the playoffs trading good, role players to teams that are on the cusp of making them or others who are trying to soldify their chances to advance in the playoffs.

Philadelphia announced yesterday that their #1 goaltender has a hip problem that requires immediate surgery and he is out for the rest of the season.  They might be looking for a replacement if they don’t think their backup goalies are good enough for the stretch run.

Hockey fans know who Chris Chelios is, a former top-level defenseman who is now 48 years old.  Well, he has come out of semi-retirement and just signed a contract with the Atlanta Thrashers for the rest of the season.  I’m sure there are a lot of opinons about that one.

But there’s no debate about our need to get this equipment checked out now.  I’ll go get the coffee started.  See you back in the day room.

 

Morning Lineup – March 2

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England is the birthplace of Alice, the confused young lady who plunged down a rabbit hole and landed in an insane world where everything was illogical and backwards.  Everybody remembers the Queen of Hearts’ code of justice, “Sentence first, verdict afterwards!”

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Lewis Carroll, the pseudonym of Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (1832-1898), crafted a series of nonsensical stories for children’s amusement that have become classics in English literature of absurd actions and conclusions.  “Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”  It appears that the entire nation has now converted into Wonderland as the government partakes a rapidly-expanding move into the same sort of absurdity.

This conversion has been going on for a while now, but the fire/rescue/ems universe has recently taken notice of this after the police department along with the Crown prosecuter filed criminal manslaughter charges against three Warwickshire fire officers who were in command positions at a fire that killed four firefighters in 2007 (see the Firegeezer report HERE).  Here are three dedicated fire officers doing their best at a difficult fire scene and they are facing imprisonment because somebody wants to deliver a sentence first.  The anguish that all the firefighters and officers underwent at the time isn’t enough.  The justice system wants to exert its own authority and has chosen to persecute these men in order to elevate themselves, the police and prosecuters, to the authoritarian position of unelected rulers.

This trip down the rabbit hole has just generated another attack against the country’s emergency services.  Yesterday police arrested a firefighter in Somerset and charged him with the death of a farmer who was trampled by his own cows after the sound of a passing fire engine’s siren spooked them.  The incident happened back in August and the family claims that  the animals were “distressed by the emergency lights and sounds” of the fire engine which was responding to a vehicle accident.  The 75-yr.-old farmer was herding his 100 cows from one field to another when about 70 of them turned in a panic and ran back to where they had just come from, trampling and fatally injuring the farmer.  (Reported in the Daily Mail HERE.) 

After a six-month investigation, the police arrested the 49-yr.-old firefighter on “suspicion of manslaughter by negligence,” the same pet charge used by the Warwickshire police.  It wasn’t reported if the firefighter charged was the driver or the officer of the rig.

It’s obvious now that there is a mindset in the UK justice system that firefighters who are doing their jobs should be targeted criminally when things don’t turn out as well as they had hoped.  If this practice continues, there will come a day when nobody chooses to serve in the fire brigades.  As in the U. S. and other countries, they are dependent on volunteers/paid-on-call ff’s to provide essential emergecy services.  But that’s not going to happen any more if this insane practice of criminalizing honest life-saving efforts continues.

‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ said Alice. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the cat. ‘We’re all mad here.’

We’d better get our equipment checked out now before somebody files charges.  I need to get more coffee started.  We’ll meet back in the day room later (Members Only).

Update, Wednesday March 3:
We have an update for you today, and it just makes the prosecution’s actions even more “curiouser and curiouser” as our pal Alice used to day.

After we posted the article and linked to the story in the Daily Mail, the newspaper posted an updated version that had 4 new sentences inserted that weren’t there earlier.  They read:  ….as he and Richard moved the cows 100 yards along a country road a fire engine on its way to a 999 call approached from the opposite direction.    Richard, who was at the head of the herd, says the driver of the fire engine turned off the siren and lights as he approached.  However, after speaking to Richard he allegedly turned the siren and lights back on in an attempt to force his way through the cattle.  Harold, who was at the rear of the herd, had dismounted to try and calm the animals but he was trampled when they stampeded.

There’s no doubt that this makes it look even worse for the driver and officer of the fire engine, especially the officer.  But I’m wondering if that’s what it is designed to do?  Let’s look at a couple of things, first I would like to know why these four sentences were missing from the earlier edition.  Is the newspaper trying to stay on the police department’s good side by selectively releasing information?  Or more likely, is the prosecutor’s office only releasing some of the evidence?  Are they trying to subtly influence the jury pool?  By now, you have probably noticed that we have not been told any part of the firefighter’s side of the story.  Nothing.  We don’t even know which member of the fire brigade is being charged, let alone his version of the events.  Remember, this is six months later. 

The Devon and Somerset Fire Department has refused to comment, but somebody’s talking out there.  I am not so much concerned about the level of guilt in this case as I am about the motives of the prosecutors and police.  This growing practice of placing criminal charges against firefighters who are performing under emergency conditions is not good.

Morning Lineup – March 1

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You read that right – it’s March.  Some people consider this to be the beginning of Spring, but you’d never know it after looking around.  Way down South where it never snows, the stuff is still piled up along the roadsides and over the weekend a huge snowstorm dumped on New England bringing down power lines for hundreds of thousands of people.  I haven’t looked out the window yet, but I don’t expect to be seeing any of those early crocus’s or daffodils pushing through the snow.  If only it would stop going down into the 20’s at night.

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The fans got their money’s worth at the men’s hockey gold medal match at the Olympics yesterday.  There wasn’t any doubt going in that it would be a well-contested game, and it was.  Canada scored the first goal and by doing so the USA team was behind in a game for the first time in the entire tournament.  Canada kept the lead, 1-0 and then later 2-1, throughout the game that was an intensely-played contest.  The the US tied it up with only 24 seconds remaining, sending it into sudden-death overtime.  By now, you’ve probably heard that Canada scored the winning goal in OT.  A well-played game that was fun to watch all the way.

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It’s been a weekend of global disasters as well.  Even if you live in a cave, you’ve heard by now about the catastrophic earthquake that caused so much damage in Chile the other day.  Not so widely reported in the Western Hemisphere was the unusual wind/rain storm that raked Western Europe on Friday/Saturday.  The storm with steady 90 mph winds came off the Atlantic onto Portugal, then moved up through Spain and France before heading toward Denmark.  The coastal regions in NW France seem to have suffered the most, but the fire service had wisely activated their USAR’s already.

We’re going to be keeping and eye on fire/rescue activities at both of these disaster zones this week.

But now that Spring is here, we’d better get this equipment checked out.  I need to get more coffee started.

Morning Lineup – February 28

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The Winter Olympics Games are wrapping up today.  I missed the Finals of the Men’s Curling competition yesterday, but I see that Canada defeated Norway for the gold.  But I did catch the Women’s Finals on Friday…and it was an exciting finish.  Canada was playing against Sweden and it was close all the way until near the end Canada moved into a 2-point lead.  But with one stone left in the match, Sweden tossed a perfect stone and tied it up.  Then they (Sweden) won it in the extra “inning.”  (they call them “ends.”)

The feature event for today is the Men’s Hockey finals.  Canada vs. USA.  It starts at 3:15 Eastern/12:15 Pacific and will be on NBC network.

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I missed it when the public announcement was made last week, but I have since learned that noted crime novelist Dick Francis died earlier this month at the age of 89.  If you enjoy reading crime/detective genre novels, then you have no doubt read at least one of his 42 best-sellers.  His niche in the crime scene, besides crafting excellent stories, was that all of his novels were related to the horse racing industry.  All of his stories are classic page-turners that keep you up late at night because you must see what happens next.

Francis was a jockey by trade in his native Great Britain, building a successful career winning about 350 steeple-chases.  After being forced to retire because of a battered body and multiple fractures, he began his fiction-writing career in 1962.  When all was said and done, he sold over 60 million copies of his books.  If you’re looking for a “good read,” pick up one of his novels and hold on to your seat.  Just about all of them are still in print.

It’s Sunday, and that means a big breakfast.  So let’s get this equipment checked out and I’ll go start some more coffee.  See you back at the dining table.

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Morning Lineup – February 27

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There are search programs that scan websites, including blogs, looking for keywords.  For instance, somebody who maintains a website devoted to auto racing just might have one of these programs to feed him online articles that he can use for reference or ideas.  Some low-lifes even have a program that automatically generates a “comment” and posts it on the website that is geared to advertise something.  Automatic spam, in other words.  I get this crap all the time, but you never see it because my spam filter screens out most of it and I catch the stray one that gets through once in a while.

Now it turns out that those smelly, ambulance-chasing lawyers are using these “comment” generators to skim through blogs and social networks looking for keywords like “died” or “seriously injured.”  Then it will automatically send a message of condolence, oftentimes using the name of the deceased if it was able to grab it, and finish it up with a friendly suggestion recommending some sleazeball attorney who might help them determine if they have a good claim to sue somebody, anybody, for trillions of dollars.

Social/political blogger Ann Althouse recently had a similar experience and she wrote on her blog:

I just got a comment on an old post of mine — “The mystery of Bob Dylan’s motorcycle crash.” It contained some key words like “very seriously injured” (in the phrase “not very seriously injured”) and “ambulance” (in “no ambulance was called to the scene”) and “died” (in “he would have died if” he hadn’t, after the accident, changed the way he lived).

This morning I discovered the comment — already deleted — from “John” — who sounds like a caring individual: “I feel very sad to know about the cause of Bob Dylan’s death….” Now, the program didn’t quite work the way it was supposed to, because the accident happened long ago, Bob Dylan didn’t die, and, however much I may love Bob Dylan, Bob Dylan is not one of my loved ones. So I’m not the target of the material that follows about the nature of motorcycle accidents and how “it is best to look over your case with a personal injury attorney beforehand to see if you have a strong case for a accident death claim.”

Now that’s funny stuff.  And it partly explains why you no longer see some seedy character strolling through hospital ER’s dropping business cards onto some suffering stooge’s cot.  It also reminded me that it has been a long time now since I’ve gotten one of those emails from somebody offering to write a nice, informative article about how mesothelioma is the firefighter’s worst enemy now.  These despicable people always refer me to a fancy website containing 300 pages of “everything” known about mesothelioma, but they never disclose that they are lawyers.  The website itself will have that information in very tiny print tucked away on a hard-to-reach page.

These people never take a moment to check the search engine on my website for “mesothelioma,” because if they did, they would have found my previous screeds on what I think about them HERE, HERE, and HERE.

Now that I’ve used the “M” word three times on this one posting, I will probaby get a response from some alligator-shoes-lawyer’s bot that is trolling for the word.  If I do, I’ll be sure to let you know, as I always do.

Now let’s get this equipment checked out.  I have to get some more coffee started.  We’ll meet back in the day room later if we haven’t come down sick with some litigious disease.

Morning Lineup – February 26

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An item that literally sailed through the blogosphere and onto the web yesterday was the introduction of a new fire service-related magazine.  What makes this one unique is that it is online only.  No printing, no mailing, no pile on the floor.  If you haven’t seen it yet, log in here:  http://urbanfirefighter.com/ and then click on Read the Magazine.

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Urban Firefighter Magazine appears to be aimed toward the more experienced firefighter and the website is very well designed, pleasing to look at.  The co-publisher and senior editor is Erich Roden who is noted for his fine blog the Housewatch.  He is joined with the other co-publisher and senior editor Ray McCormack who was also a contributor to Housewatch.  With the introduction of this new web-zine, Housewatch is being discontinued.

Besides the introduction of what looks to be a quality production, it leads us into a new era of publishing.  I don’t know if you’ve noticed it, but traditional magazines have been dying off during the past few years.  This has been going on following steady increases in postage to the point where many magazines just could not afford to pay to have them delivered.

For about 100 years postal rates for magazines and newspapers were kept very low by being subsidised by the federal government.  The policy was to ensure that everbody had reasonable access to news and information.  But beginning in the early 1970’s, this policy was scrapped and the post office was required to charge for the actual costs of delivery.  That coupled with the rising costs of printing and preparing for mailing (such as labeling and pre-sorting)  pretty much did in most of the smaller-circulation, specialty magazines.

With the wide-spread usage of the internet to deliver news and other timely information, the remaining magazines had to drastically reshuffle their content, dropping the Latest News sections and expanding the commentary and in-depth reporting.  Now with this new digital magazine format, it can all be covered online – instantly.  No waiting for monthly copies or an unreliable delivery schedule.

You say that you want to have a paper copy to use elsewhere or take with you?  Take a look at the tool bar on Urban Firefighter, click on Print and you will have the option to select whatever page(s) you want printed out.  That was a wise move to put that feature in there.  The next aftershock of the digital earthquake has just jolted the publishing family.

But we still have to physically approach our apparatus and manually check it out.  So let’s get started and I’ll go make some more coffee.  See you back in the day room.

Morning Lineup – February 25

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The story just above this posting about the UK fire officers being arrested is very disturbing.  Two years ago the cockeyed police superintendant in Warwickshire announced these intentions to pursue criminal charges against the fire supervisors.  Apparently he was a man on a mission, sticking with this line of inquiry for all this time.

I have no idea of why he has this vendetta, but there is no indication that there was ever any criminal intent on the part of the fireground commanders.  If the police consider an improper judgement call as criminal, then the UK is only steps away from ushering in a collapse of their public safety agencies.  After all, is there any such thing as a human being who does not on occasion make the wrong decision, including police supervisors?

And just how can they assign blame for a “bad scene” to three people out of dozens of supervisors that were on the fireground?  Even at that, once you try to find fault with an outcome, you cannot limit it to whoever was issuing the commands.  If the pre-plans were inadequate (one of the complaints), who’s fault is that?  How about the adequacy of the training of the men who were giving the orders?  If they made a mistake, you could easily say that they were using all the knowledge that they have been provided with by the FD.  Therefore you should assign blame to the superior who said that these officers were qualified to operate at a fire.  Same line of logic for the chef training officer.

You can keep on pursing this nonsense by claiming that the government did not provide the fire brigade with adequate tools, fire engines, hose lines, and on and on.  Maybe they didn’t have the best helmet that was available.  Does somebody go to jail for that?  The Fire Brigades Union has already announced that they will pay for the men’s defense, adding that these arrests were made without interviewing all of the other parties involved, including superiors who were responsible for all of the procedures and policies that may have led to the tragedy.

If this is successfully prosecuted, just look at what the consequences of the action will be.  First of all, there will be a large drop in the number of people willing to take supervisory positions.  Perhaps not even enough to fill the slots.  UK relies heavily on part-time and volunteer firefighters.  Do you think for a second that you will be able to recruit any volunteers if they know that they could be sent to jail, thus losing their livlihoods and families, if they so much as make a bad decision?  This is nonsense.

I can’t help but believe that there is an underlying reason for this criminal pursuit.  And we can only hope that the jury will see the folly in establishing such a destructive precedent.

Morning Lineup – February 24

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It seems like every day there is more “news” about online social networking something-or-others.  Most people don’t care one way or the other, but since this blog is online – and you come online to read it – some of it is of interest to us.  A little while back we were talking about how and why large numbers of fire and EMS people were vacating the forums and flocking over to sites like Facebook and Twitter.  Many are also signing up with FirefighterNation and JEMS social websites.  These last two are more specialized in their content and offer a more efficient way to communicate within the emergency community.

While I think I understand why the forums suddenly lost favor, I’m still trying to understand fully the appeal of the so-called social networks to replace them.  I think a major part of it is the ability to screen out the obnoxious few that you don’t want to “listen” to.  And that’s where most of the forums messed up.  They didn’t adequately monitor their chat threads and allowed a very few nutjobs to drive away their membership base.

social net tabs aWith the inter-connected network system that is evolving now, you don’t need to log into several websites to check the latest offerings, just one or two of your favorites that you can remain logged on in the background while you use your computer to do/watch other things.  And that brings us around (again) to commenting on those little tabs that you are seeing on many websites, not just blogs - including this one – where you can choose to share information that you would like your friends and correspondents to see.  By simply clicking once on the tab, you can forward the page that you are reading to your page on either of the two networks.  Currently, this is how news is flashing around the globe as it happens.  It’s an innovative way to “spread the word.”

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If you are following the men’s hockey in the Winter Olympics, today is an exciting day for the fans.  Canada came into the tournament as the favorite to win the Gold, but their upset loss to USA set them back to where they had to play an extra game yesterday and win it just to stay in the playoffs.  They did by beating Germany, but now they have to play again today and they will be facing off against Russia, a very formidable opponent who didn’t have to play yesterday.  In fact, Firegeezer would be willing to bet a few ducats that Russia will take it all.

Team USA will be facing off against Switzerland, who played yesterday while USA rested, and if the win they will next play the winner of today’s contest between Czech and Finland.  Don’t count Finland out on this one.  I know that the USA v. Swiss game is being televised at 3 pm Eastern, noon Pacific today, but I need to check on the Canada v. Russia game and then get back with an update for you.  It should be shown because they are two top teams and only the winner moves on.

Update:  The USA v. Swiss game will be shown on NBC at 3 pm Eastern/noon Pacific.
The Canada v. Russia game will be shown on CNBC at 7:30 Eastern/4:30 Pacific.  Note the time change.

Right now we need to move on and get this equipment checked out.  I’ll go get the coffee started and then check that tv schedule.  See you back in the day room.

Morning Lineup – February 23

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One of the more pleasurable pastimes in a fire station is hazing the rookie (probie, recruit).  Sometimes you get one who is really gullible and keeps falling for the pranks, sometimes for years.  These jokes come in a variety of styles, sometimes very elaborate and other times spur-of-the-moment simple confusions.

From what I can gather, the more terrifying tricks aren’t being used much anymore.  People tell me that it is no longer the practice to tie somebody up in a Reeves stretcher and hoist them up in the hose tower.  It’s a shame, now that personal video cameras are plentiful, there could be some entertaining YouTube postings on that one.  But it was thanks to YouTube that I learned about a year or so ago that they are still falling for the “drop the quarter in the nozzle tip” gag, the granddaddy of them all.  I believe that one has been around for at least 120 years and rookies everywhere are still tipping their foreheads trying to drop the coin into the threaded end of the 1″ nozzle tip while that guy with the glass of water subtly edges up alongside.

What got me thinking about this was seeing one of those crawling headlines that skim along the bottom of the tv from the various news channels.  Writing something about animals, the transcriber wrote “lian” for the king of beasts, and that somehow reminded me of a seldom-used but very effective rookie trick.  If  our greenhorn was out on a call, when he came back to the station we’d hand him a little slip of paper telling him that “this guy called while you were out and wants you to call him back.”  The scrap of paper would have a phone number on it and the name “Mr. Lyon.”  You would usually get a puzzled look at first, and if you were lucky he’d try and call back from a phone in the same room where everybody else was.

Dialing the number, it would be answered by an operator who rattled off the business name in a blur of syllables and since nobody really understands what phone-answerers  are saying anyway, he wouldn’t realize that he’d reached the National Zoo.  Then the fun begins as you listen to the poor dupe ask the lady at the zoo if he could talk to Mr. Lyon.

Times change, but people don’t, and I’m sure that this sort of harmless hazing still goes on.  I’m wondering what errands are being delegated to the probies these days?  Are they still being sent to neighboring stations to pick up a bag of shore line?  Are they still wandering the battalion trying to find a box of assorted fallopian tubes?  I’d like to know what the current favorites are.  Tell us what your favorites or most effective tricks are.

Maybe we can try one after we get this equipment checked out.  I’ll go get the coffee started.  We’ll swap notes afterward in the day room.

Morning Lineup – February 22

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Did you have the tv turned on to the Olympics yesterday?  You had a treat, if you did.  Two  super-big hockey games shown, Russia vs. Czech in the afternoon and USA vs. Canada in the evening.  And on one of the alternate channels they had curling most of the day that you could channel-hop to between periods and games.  A couch potato’s paradise!

It turned out that both of the hockey games were thrillers.  In my opinion, Russia is the team with the best chance to take the gold, but it’s not an easy path for any team.  But yesterday’s game showed how strong and balanced they are when they wiped out Czech 4-2.  In what will probably be the most memorable hockey moment of these Winter Games, Czech’s Jaromir Jagr was carrying the puck in the 3rd period and Russia’s Alexander Ovechkin laid thundering open-ice check on him that literally flattened him and turned the puck over leading to the game-winning goal.

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In the other game, USA pulled the biggest upset of the games so far when they took down Canada 5-3.  At the start of the Games, Canada was the strong favorite to go all the way.  This loss was particularly costly because now the Americans get a bye into the next round while Canada must play one more qualifier to stay in.  And if they win that, then they will most likely face Russia.  That will be a game you don’t want to miss.

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If you haven’t already heard, there were some arrests made yesterday in the Texas church arsons case.  We posted the Texas DPS press release last night announcing the arrest of two men.  Scroll down to the next posting just below this one to read it.  It’s not clear yet if there are any more suspects to be found and taken in, but I’m sure that today there will be more information released.  We’ll update the story if it’s warranted.

It looks like the cursed winter of 2010 will start fading away after this week, and it can’t come a moment too soon for most of us.  But for today, we’d best get the equipment checked out now.  I need to get some more coffee going.  See you back in the day room.