Weekend Caption Contest

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JED STARTED OUT THE STORY by saying, "Let me tell you about the dangdest ambulance call I ever went on…."  And then the sound went off.  Tell us what you think the next one or two lines of the story were.  Carry on Jed's tale and post the next lines in the Comments where everybody can learn where this story went from here.

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