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Mugs On The Move

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MANY FIREGEEZER READERS HAVE BEEN AMAZED at how quickly their GeezerCups have arrived after they order them.  In some cases it’s the very next day.  This is due to our streamlined, modern shipping department which is under the supervision of GeezerDotter.  In the interest of public education, the Firegeezer Training Division is presenting this step-by-step review of how your order is processed.

The process begins when you fill out the order form (HERE) and then press the Buy Now button.
Literally within seconds, your order arrives at Firegeezer Central already approved for shipment.

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After a brief review and enjoying the warm feeling that we get when an order arrives,
the email notice is forwarded cross-county to the shipping department.  GeezerDotter then springs
into action utilizing  low-cost, child labor to help her package your Mug in our specially
designed mug-shipping boxes to ensure a safe delivery.

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They are then prepared and labeled for Priority Mail delivery in the U. S.
and Air Mail shipping for all other countries.

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Then it’s off to the post office where the friendly postal clerk puts your Firegeezer Mug
into the delivery system.

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If you haven’t ordered your Mug yet, this is a good time to stop putting it off and
get your order in.  You see now what good care we provide and you can’t
beat the convenience of shopping from your computer at home or at work.

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To order yours today, CLICK HERE.  It only takes seconds.
Thank you.

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Posted by on February 23, 2010 • Filed under: Mug Shots • Tagged:
  • http://www.firedaily.com Fire Daily

    This is bizarre, but your story reminded me of my experience ordering this fine mug.

    I can remember filling out the form on PayPal when the doorbell rang. I paused, mid-form, and answered the door.

    It was Stanley, our beloved mail carrier. He had a box which he began to hand me, then stopped himself. Puzzled, he held up one finger as if he were listening to instructions inside his head.

    Then, he apologized and said, “Sorry, I was a bit too quick. Before I can give you this package you have to hit the 'PAY NOW' button.”

    I told Stanley to hang tight, ran back to Fire Daily's situation center, completed my order and tapped the 'PAY NOW' button.

    By the time I got back to the door, Stanley had already brewed up a tripleventiskinnyhuckleberryhalffoamlatte from my own breakfast bar espresso machine and handed me my aforementioned FireGeezer mug complete with heart-shaped foam on top.

    “Courtesy of the FireGeezer!” he said and cheerfully went on his way.

    “It's about time,” I thought to myself slurping the decadence as I headed back down to the tomb.

  • MNChief

    Glad to see you're using Good Old American Industrial Age Child Labor! No offshoring for FireGeezer!

  • B.Morgan

    Nothing like giving kids a good work ethic. In a couple of years if not sooner you will have to hire her as your IT expert to keep your web site running!

  • firegeezer

    Ah, yes…..I remember.  That was before the big double-blizzard of 2010.

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  • firegeezer

    Ah, yes…..I remember.  That was before the big double-blizzard of 2010.

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