Looking at the calendar, I guess this is a long weekend for the Gummint workers. In 1971 Congress, in its perpetual stupidity, moved Washington’s Birthday from Feb. 22 over to the third Monday, which this year is almost a complete week before the true date. A lot of people think that when they did that, they also changed the name of the holiday to Presidents’ Day. But that isn’t really the case. About ten years later a large number of retailers and advertisers began calling it Presidents’ Day to make it more convenient for their promotions. And the American people, lemmings that they are, fell right in with it.
Speaking of the calendar, yesterday I mentioned that we would have two successive months with Fridays the 13th. I should have added that we will also have a total of three months in this same year with the lucky date. November is the other one. This is important!
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It’s downright amazing how fast all this electronic gadgetry is advancing. It was 12 years ago that I got my first home computer. My brother, who was already pretty computer-savvy, was mightily impressed with the fact that my new Packard-Bell had a 2-Gigabyte hard drive (and a whopping 32 Mb of memory!). Up until then the standard was 1.0 and 1.5 Gb drives. Now they’re what, 300 and 500 GB drives on the basic models?
But here’s what gets me. Looking in the Sunday ads this week I see these little USB flash drives, you know, those things the size of a stick of gum, that are now on sale with 40 GB of memory. Of course, that’s just a storage device that doesn’t do any computing. But still, 40 GB! What are all those 1′s and 0′s stored on? A tiny chip of some kind or is it a button-size disk? If you know what’s in there, please tell me. Inquiring minds want to know. Maybe we can find one in somebody’s locker who’s on C shift and bust it open for a look.
We’d better get the equipment checked out first, though. I’ll go make some more coffee.









