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Arsonist Sets Himself On Fire

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BROWARD COUNTY, FLORIDA, SHERIFF’S DEPUTIES are asking for some help.  They have some video footage of five Darwin-nominees who set themselves on fire while trying to torch a warehouse in Pompano Beach Sunday night.

The criminals poured gasoline over several cartons in a warehouse that stored “bounce houses” and tried to light them.  On the third attempt they managed to get the vapors to flash, setting one of the near-geniuses’ clothes on fire.

If you live in the Fort Lauderdale area, see if you can recognize any of these dropouts and if you do, please call the sheriff: