shopping firegeezer on 17 Jun 2008 02:24 pm
Tuesday Shopping Tips
THIS ONE’S FOR THE GUYS ONLY. Finally on the market, it’s the “Control a Woman” remote.
With this indispensable device, you can take command once again (as if you ever had it in the first place). It’s simple to operate. You just take this traditionally-designed remote control unit, point it at the unruly woman in question, then press one of the command buttons. (one of my favorites is the Mute button.) Results happen within moments!
You can order one of these from the UK HERE for about $10 plus shipping.
Sorry Gals, they don’t make these for women because you already have the men under control now.
Correction: Long-time reader R. G. has pointed out that they DO have a remote to “Control a Man” HERE. But I don’t know why he let it get out…FG.
on 17 Jun 2008 at 3:35 pm 1.RGoodell said …
You stand corrected… they do make a model for the ladies:
http://www.geniegadgets.com/gadgets_uk/control-a-man.html
on 18 Jun 2008 at 10:19 am 2.RGoodell said …
Actually, you can all thank my lovely wife for this discovery and for motivating me to post it.
Clearly… she already has one.