HERE’S THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THAT NOT-SO-PERFECT BATTALION CHIEF.  You just leave it on his desk to be awaiting his return from the 4-day break.

It’s the …….. Butt Station !

Yes, this handy-dandy gadget holds everything your favorite pencil pusher needs.  And keeps them all in one handy spot that also serves as a constant reminder of just how much he is thought of by the troops.

The Butt Station contains:

• A tape dispenser, complete with metal cutting edge.

• A pencil holder.

• Pens can be stored in the back.

• Business cards or Post-it notes have their own holder

• Paper clips at the ready

Where are the paper clips, you say?  Why, they’re in the little toilet bowl.  Just lift up the Buttalian Chief and his little magnetic bottom brings you a good clip.

These wonderful remembrances are only $20.  That’s cheap enough you can get one for the Butt. Chiefs on all three shifts!

Order yours today HERE.
(Hurry.  Once the Montreal FF’s learn about this, they’ll go fast.)

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