THERE’S AN ITEM COMING ONTO THE MARKET that will no doubt be eagerly purchased by desk-bound workers.

If you’ve been promoted up into Administration and you just don’t seem to be getting the amount of the correct exercise that you’re used to, then get on the list to buy a set of:

Massage Pants

These wonder-workers come with 7 built-in massaging units that are scientifically arranged to enervate the areas that your regular pants don’t reach. 

There are a variety of different vibration modes for any situation and even a ring of infra-red heating spots with automatic temperature control to keep everything warm.

The high-performance rechargeable battery pack can also be set to come on automatically every 20 minutes.

Currently they are only offered online through wholesalers in quantities of 500 sets.  But keep checking your Wal*Mart for the retail offering.

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